We Hate The Normals.

2007-05-27T13:25:00.001-07:00

WAKAKA~!
i'm so bloody happy with myself!
look at these freaks!

the one on the left is 'elaine'.
i dun noe who the one on the right is(X
elaine is not really her name.
it is the name that we thought her name was..?
and we noe her name, but i dunno how to spell it.
that's why im using the name, elaine..
do you all understand?
it's a weird story.

well, i got this picture from jun han's friendster.
muahaha. i'm evilll~!
thanks jun han for nothing.
hehe(:

and she is the first normal student that i hate in this school, yeah?
muahahaha.

die, die, die!!

i mean, live (a tragic long life), live (a tragic long life), live (a tragic long life)!!

hahas(((:

i just hate bitches.

we started hating 'elaine' when she said that we could not take jokes.
WTF?!
i can't take jokes?!
fuck you.

oopps.
i don't wanna fuck you.
erm..
GO FUCK PAMMI!

yupp.
that's right.
i hate you, bitch.

you chao ah lian.

donwei was here-

2007-05-26T21:40:00.000-07:00

i am (gonna continue?)

hmph.

ok.. where did you last end?

errr..

okayyy.

WE HATE THE NORMALS!

they suck to the core.

and i will never change my mind about them.

well, at least i hope so.

i was tempted to ask QQ very rudely, perhaps, at that point of time, 'what fuss are you making about?'

Cause after listening to the whole quarrel for so long, it didn't really make any sense to me. Seriously.

So are you saying (to QQ) that the phrase, fucking bitch, affected the fat ass so much that she couldn't play well any longer, which was the reason to your team's downfall?

Well, FYI, i wouldn't buy that reason. i mean, who would? okay, maybe your 'friends' will, but certainly not me or shazlynn. we're not that stupid.

back to the story,,,

then, the long-tolerated farain was so mad that she gave QQ a wake-up-call.

and that was what QQ needed- very urgently.

QQ then hurled hokkien vulgarities back at us- or what i assume she was saying in hokkien were vulgarities (x

Let me get this straight, you're the one who wants us to 'sit and talk' and now you're using vulgarities?

and what a coward! cause if you're brave enough, you would use a language that eveyone understands instead of a language ,that you assume, you only understand.

and the ever-so-sweet viraphon was so fed-up that she started crying and just walked out of school. after finding out that viraphon was crying, shazlynn and i were racing to give her our drink.

and i think that wasn't an appropriate time to play. so sorry viraphon, we can be so childish at times..

so the normals caught up with us outside school and just wouldn't let the matter rest.

just let the matter go, will you?

you've made someone cry already, aren't you happy enough?

you wanna make another one cry as well?

that's when i said,'this whole this is like chicken shit!'

and then the egg-shaped boy was just unreasonably stupid that he thought i called him a 'chicken mouth'.

wow. shit and mouth are no where near when it comes to pronunciation.

and i didn't know why i even used the word 'chicken'. maybe i was hungry that time, i dunno.

(to the egg-shaped boy) come on, why would i call a 'chicken mouth' when i can just come straight to the point and call you a pile of shit or pig?

and when i say pig, these pigs can not be as cute as wilbur, perhaps an ugly one like uncle?

yeah.

so we just hung around outside the school gate and discussed among ourselves.

what exactly do they want to talk about?

so finally, we agreed to 'sit and talk' to them. But now it's their turn to not want it.

we were kind enough giving in to you, hello??

yes, just continue being childish and a sore- loser too.

go on, make yourselves a laughing stock.

if that makes you all happy..

and i wanna tell everyone something, and i swear that what i'm saying, or rather, typing, is true.

i have never heard viraphon using the word 'fuck' all my life.

i can tell you all, that she is the most genuine teen christian that i've ever known.

okay, maybe she has used vulgarities like 'cheebye' or 'lanjiao' but not 'fuck'

i swear.

then was when i finally went pissed, after so long.

(i'm really tolerant, not like jetstar.)

and then i kept bugging viraphon to just go home.

but you all know what she actually said?

she said 'i can't, i don't want anything to happen to my friends. i can't leave them behind.'

i was touched by what she said. i've never seen this side of viraphon before.

i just give her one big bear hug. lol.

she is so sweet, as a friend, not as a daughter.

cause she told me about how rebellious she is as a daughter.

haha (x

now it's time to tell everyone why we now hate priscilla.

firstly, she is such a show-off. so what if you get a new phone every week?

we don't care.

and don't act as if you're sms-ing. you're just a big fake.

you're so desperate to be popular huh? why not just drop to normal acad? or better, normal tech?

since you like them so much, we can let this betrayer off, we wouldn't loose anything by doing it.

it's like, instead of helping her classmate, while shazlynn, yi jun and i were supporting our schoolmates, she rather help the normals.

what's so good about them?

we're smarter and loads better than them.

but i guess we can't blame you for being such a popular-wannabe.

you're as pathetic as bad-singing-american/singapore-idol wannabes.

and that is really, really pathetic.

i hate betrayers.

so there was priscilla, telling jun han not to go near them while she was the one doing that.

after the 1Es gave up talking some sense into them, everyone walked to the 225 bus stop. with the normals.

and that was also the time when shazlynn abandoned us.

entrusting viraphon to me.

so while waiting for the bus, the argue continued.

and blahs. making no sense.

and why i call the fat boy 'egg-shaped'?

that's because when he was trying his best to walk like a gangster, it looked like an egg rolling place to place. his actions backfired, and make him look exactly like a momma's boy. i thought it was rather cute, not.

so the normals boarded the bus. and we boarded it too.

but feela and farain hesitated for a while.

they changed their minds after i said 'why should we, because of them, miss the bus?'

i sounded so righteous.

does that question sound righteous to y'all?

well, it does to me.

so lili sat with me in the bus and we just discussed about what a big betrayer priscilla was.

(to priscilla) what a jerk. just because they are more popular then us, you help them? i can't believe you, i can tell you all that i will never do such a thing.

and lots of people were staring at us cause the normals were spouting vulgarities non-stop.

don't they even have shame?

Maybe that's how normals act.

hai..

so we alighted from the bus and i went to top up my ezlink.

and to ensure viraphon's safety, i gave her 50cents to take bus 14 with me.

While waiting for the bus,

the mother-fucking QQ found us and hit viraphon’s head.

And Priscilla was there, acting as if she was blocking QQ from hitting viraphon.

Fuck her.

And I was like ‘hit her head for what? Want to make her as stupid as you arh?’

And she claimed that she only touch her head.

Wow.

So the bus came and we boarded it.

and to my surprise, i was just wasting my money as she stopped at the first bus stop.

so it's the end of story.

this is the reason why my 24th may became so fucked up.

i hate this day.

i'll remember it for the rest of my life.

Or rather my secondary school life.

Cause ‘rest of my life’ will be very long.

haha(x

How This Whole Thing Started

2007-05-24T19:40:00.000-07:00

Okay, so we start with the introductions.

Me, the one writing, my name is Shazlynn. My friend, donwei, is the other author of this blog. We're both from 1E1, FYI.
We are from Bedok Town Sec, a school with a lousy principal who is unaware of the fact that Pasir Ris Sec's Normal Academic/Normal Techincal students behave so much worse than us BTSSians.

First let's share with you our group of friends. There's Farain (1E1), ZhuanMei (1E2) and the greatest of them all, Viraphon (1E2).

Viraphon always gives us treats. There's even this one time when she treated us to Pizza Hut. I mean, no normal person will spend their $$$ on their friends.
And Pizza Hut's not cheap, either.
She's generous, kind, helpful and understanding. That's why we all love her so much, but I sometimes think she should stop insulting people so much, and not pinch people's nipples, especially girl's (there's even this one time she pinched PAMMI`'s !!!! Eww, gross.)

But I guess that's what we love about her.
We're focusing only on Viraphon on this post because she's the main character here.

You see, yesterday was Sports And Games Day for the girls.

Viraphon's group, which was from her class, included Li Li, Ein Dra, Priscilla (whom both of us hate right now, a reason that you will all know later in this entry), and Feela.

They played Captain's Ball with an Acad class and emerged champion. We're so proud of them.

Then suddenly, this girl from Normal Acad, Qi Qing or Qing Qing or Qin Qing, or whatever her damn fucking name is (let's call her QQ), went to Viraphon and said she wanted to talk.
QQ said that Viraphon said something nasty to a fat ass in her (QQ's) group.

The nasty word was 'Fucking Bitch !'

Whoa. Nasty.

But Viraphon was like, NO WAY ! I didn't say it OKAY !!!!!!!!???????

But fucking QQ was like, why r u so angry? Lets just sit down and talk.
Well, me and donwei were like, talk about WHAT, you assed-up fucker? Talk about why you lost? Talk about why you're acting like a serious sore loser who only thinks abt themselves and their class and anyhow go blame people? Well, really, thanks, but NO THANKS.

Actually, that's pretty much the reason. I really really hate the Acads. Such babies.
Donwei will continue from here in the next post, won't you, donwei?
:P

shazlynn.